FUNNY

This was some stupid podcast that PH let me listen to, I don’t have the podcast, but the main gist is just the lyrics. So here it is. It is a real distress factor.

Below is the translation of the song You’re beautiful by james blunt. Damn funny. I listen to the real thing laugh until my back muscle ache.

You’re Beautiful – James Blunt

My life is brilliant
(This part, James Blunt sing at the wrong time, cause now, he has to sing the line all over again. Waste time lah)

My life is brilliant,
(I very smart)
my love is pure
(I never do that thing before)
I saw an angel
(My house is haunted)
of that I’m sure
(I very sure)
She smiled at me on the subway
(Someone is stalking me on the MRT)
She was with another man
(She’s a ji go peh)
But I won’t lose no sleep on that
‘Cause I’ve got a plan

(My matress very comfortable)

You’re beautiful,
(you’re very pretty)
you’re beautiful
(You’re very pretty)
You’re beautiful, it’s true
(I not bluffing)
I saw your face in a crowded place
(You also very fat cause so many people I still can see you)
And I don’t know what to do
(Cause I no food)
‘Cause I’ll never be with you
(And I scared you eat me up)

I thank God for blessing me with so many things to laugh about to distress and feel happy. WOHOOO!!! Say no to stress!

Always look on the bright side of life,
Xioahui

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